#10. When Rachel Won’t Let Phoebe In Apartment.
Ross: Rachel won’t talk to me. She won’t even let me in the apartment.
Phoebe: Hmmm, I wonder why, pervert?
Ross: I’m not a pervert.
Phoebe: Please, that’s the pervert motto. They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand in your pants and say that.
#11. Phoebe On Woman’s Behavior
Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.
Ross: “‘Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni” is not a real reason.