#10. When Rachel Won’t Let Phoebe In Apartment.

Ross: Rachel won’t talk to me. She won’t even let me in the apartment.

Phoebe: Hmmm, I wonder why, pervert?

Ross: I’m not a pervert.

Phoebe: Please, that’s the pervert motto. They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand in your pants and say that.

#11. Phoebe On Woman’s Behavior

Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.

Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.

Ross: “‘Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni” is not a real reason.