Are you running out of options and reasons to relieve stress at work? Well, here’s a solution for you as psychologist have now declared that you should masturbate at work! Yep, you read that right. Mark Sergeant, who is a psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, said that a “masturbation break” at work would be “very effective” and a great way to relieve tension and stress.
Psychologist and life coach Dr Cliff Arnall also agreed with this theory and said-“Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.” He also said that a masturbation policy could definitely result in “more focus, less aggression, higher productivity and more smiling”.
However, the Dr Cliff has also admitted to the fact that there could also be quite a lot of drawbacks to this policy. He says that failure to achieve orgasm could further lead to frustration, which would just add to the problem instead of solving it. It could also result in prolonged breaks and unnecessary distraction from work.
The worst drawback pointed out by him was that this could very easily result in fantasizing about colleagues which would obviously be a harrowing case of inappropriate workplace conduct.
The root cause of this sudden interest in the ‘Office hour masturbation policy’ seems to be a survey conducted by Time Out New York, which reported that at the end of 2015, 39 % of male readers admitted to masturbating in the office!… OKAY!
Pretty sure creeps all around the world must be rejoicing after hearing this particular piece of news.